You're not big you're not clever

Alright, how would it make you feel if I said you that you never ever made me come? In the year and a half that we spent together, yeah, I never really had much fun.
All those times that I said I was sober, well I'm afraid I lied.
I'd be lying next to you, you next to me, all the while I was high as a kite.

I never wanted it to end up this way you've only got yourself to blame.
I'm gonna tell them that you're rubbish in bed now and that you're small in the game.